Lap Battle

When you and your partner take turns sitting on each others laps and farting. The objective is to see who can fart the loudest.
Phineas Jarles: “everyone wins in a lap battle
by StopTryingtoLickMyToes16 November 13, 2021
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Lap-Rap

Also known as laptop-rap. Hip-hop with synthesizers and many elements of electronica. But with rapping. Usually composed on a laptop. See Hopster and Hipster-Hop
The DJ was a lap-rap because he used a laptop and not turntables.
by Du Monee November 14, 2009
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Hot laps

Sex and whatever more you want it to be.
by Caitiii BB November 27, 2021
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Kentucky Hot Lap

An act of revenge usually performed on a ex-girlfriend. Very simular to a Donkey Punch. When your are having angry sex with your ex. You put hot sauce on the condom. Insert your cock into her cornhole and with in a few seconds your ex-girlfriend will start flailing around the room running around smashing into random objects as if her asshole was on fire.
Damn bro our roommate was banging her ex boyfriend he came out her room ass naked and did a kentucky hot lap around the apartment.
by Stonerriflefan44 October 16, 2010
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Layer Lap

The worlds best living person, the best you will ever meet. Disrespect the all mighty and face the consequences...
by The one and only Bjea December 1, 2021
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Lap

by Twilight Cosmos July 21, 2025
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Lap

“You lap b*tch!”
by Mia Avion April 10, 2021
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