Black Label Society

One Of The Greatest Bands IN the World

B.L.S. Rules Everything

by Jordan Scott May 19, 2004

vertical labret

A lip piercing, much like a labret. This peircing actually travels through one's lip (like the name implies) vertically.

That vertical labret is hot.

by Blood November 1, 2004

labrb

Long ass brb (be right back) , where you leave to do something and it ends up taking a long ass time.

labrb, i have to go deal with family.

by Baman&Piderman September 21, 2010

warning label

The existence of warning labels is proof that Darwin was right, this sticky piece of paper keeps Americans from going extinct.

(Since most ACME props lack warning labels, the coyote has a pretty rough time.)

Warning label found on rat poison:
"Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice."

And another warning label on the rear-view mirror of a car:
"CAREFULL - Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you."

by WnB May 20, 2007

Butt Labor

Describes the uncomfortable feeling prior to eliminating solid waste from your digestive tract; also known as baking brownies. Butt labor is a sign that you must find a toilet within 10 minutes or less.

Pull the car over, I am going into butt labor!!!! I need to find a toilet ASAP!

by Missy & James Cole March 29, 2008

Shia Labeouf

When a man defecates into a woman's mouth and then stirs it around with his erect penis.

"Dude, this chic I was with last night was a total freak! She let me give her a Shia Labeouf!"

by T-Mo aka Poopman December 29, 2008

labos

A word most commonly used in New Zealand, usually to announce a passing of gas...
namely a burp.
mostly said whilst performing the act of a Burp

John: "LABOS!!!"
Hayden: "Dude, that was a huge burp"
John: "I know"

by Wonder58 August 7, 2008