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LaGrange Lunch

A LaGrange lunch is when a man ejaculates inside a womans vagina, she uses her vaginal muscles to push the semen out into the mans hand, an can also stand to accomplish accomplish this if nees be. The man then puts his hand on the womans mouth, she accepts the semen into her mouth. The man then deeply kisses the woman performing a modified snowball.
Man last night me and my girl had a LaGrange lunch, it was amazing.
by Bob Betterhead May 9, 2018
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aussie lunch

When you pour fosters in your Sheila’s lady pouch and she sits on your face
She quenched my thirst with a good old Aussie lunch
by JizzyJonson January 17, 2018
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lunch hold

When you put someone on hold then go to lunch.
This freakin' idiot was so pissed. So I just put her on lunch hold and went to Del Taco - take that bish!
by weasel TT January 26, 2018
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Lunch Gentleman

A Lunch Gentleman is a male lunch lady. Since males aren't ladies of course, they are considered Lunch Gentlemen. They do most of the same things lunch ladies do, and normally get jobs in schools that provide lunch.
"Hey, you know that lunch lady over there? He serves horrible food."
"AHEM, IT'S LUNCH GENTLEMAN TO YOU MISTER."
by OiSlumai October 21, 2020
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Lunch monogamist

Someone who eats the one exact same food for lunch every day. Compared to a monogamous relationship where one strictly has just one partner.
Person 1: Look at Bill in the office kitchen eating a bagel sandwich again.

Person 2: He hasn't brought any other food for lunch at all this year, Bill is a lunch monogamist, he refuses to have any other lunch but one.
by GorillaGripCuuchie69 January 17, 2021
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A bargain lunch

A bargain lunch that comes in a plastic tub costing just over 25P that contains Whole Weat brown bread costing just over 15P, a 5P bag of prawn cocktail crisps, a side salad costing just over 55P A summer fruits oasis or an off brand version normally costing just over 40P, strawberry yoggy costing 45P , a crisp and ham wrap costing just over 20P
Girthy L: Lengthy Ja come and look at this lunch I just got it was a bargain the woman with orangutang titties sold it me!
LengthyJA: Wow I’m going to get my self a bargain lunch that looks delicious plus I can save a bit of cash even though we are multi billionaires!
by Lenthyja March 20, 2021
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school lunch

a scam
you pay 1-5 bucks for bad food
you could have spent that money on actual food
by MINGUS_MUNGIS March 30, 2021
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