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methanol legs

the direct contact of methanol upon a complacent testers legs while filling a batch nipple to some tubing. resulting in the need to change coveralls so not to allow testicles to shrivel further. the only way to cure methanol legs is to drink gibsons wiskey untill temporrary blindness sets in.
tyler: hey look at me im not paying attention to what im doing because im thinking of boning fat campies and licking toes....ummmm.... toes.
ryan: hey dipshit pay attention to what your doin your getting methanol legs.......god.
by rye an scotch February 9, 2010
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Mailman Legs

The toned legs of a mailman, caused typically by the amount of walking involved on a day to day basis
"Hey have you seen Kyle? He's must be putting work in at the gym because he's got some mailman legs"
by UAlreadyKnowNiqua April 28, 2015
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gravy legs

A result from the horrible dilemma of having a "gambler". Gravy legs would describe the unfortunate gambler who lost. This is then accompanied by a hot oatmeal sensation of poo pouring from their boxer shorts.
Ron wasn't sure if he was going to fart or shit. Unfortunately he lost the gamble and he had to drive all the way home with gravy legs.
by JP the literary genius August 12, 2004
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legs akimbo

A body position in which the feet are kept together or close to one another while the knees bent and spread widely appart. Usually adopted while the person is sitting, reclining or lying on their back.

The pose is very sexually provocative and is often assumed naturally by women during intercourse or as a visual prompt to initiate sex.

The term is derived from 'akimbo' - a similar posture involving the arms - the hands are placed on ones hips with elbows bent and pointing outward, thus forming the same diamond shape.
I think she liked me; when I walked into the room she was lying on the bed with her legs akimbo, wearing nothing but a grin!
by Iona ;-) December 8, 2007
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Bog Leg

The cramp you get in your leg after sitting on the Bog for too long reading New Scientist, Viz or an "Art pamphlet" for longer than it took to drop yer guts
Dave: James was limping after he got up of that seat, looks like a case of "Bog Leg" to me
Dave2: Yea, that article of the Koenigsegg in Top Gear Magazine must have been 3 pages
by streaker30 December 18, 2008
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one legging it

To have sex with one leg up


originated from my roommates while picking on one that wasn't there, stating his favortie position was one leg in the air or on top of something
Where is Ronnie? Oh, he is prob one legging it.
by Scott February 12, 2005
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fat leg

A large, grotesque, sometimes spotted condition of the calf muscle. This condition results in a very disturbing purple discoloration, and a need to wear long pants.
Jason's fat leg is so grosse, I can't believe he never wears pants.
by Leopold Stevenson May 4, 2005
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