my knee

his hair is cajj

David: hey my knee you got a haircut?

My Knee: yeah man (strokes hair)... cajj

by dave-oe January 16, 2011

knee slapper

A blunt that is so large, or otherwise so potent, a hit causes you to slap your knee and say "GAH'DAM."

We's burnin knee slappers in this bitch.

by The Pizza Man April 20, 2006

Goose knees

when a girl(esp. skinny chicks) gives so much head on her knees that her knees begin to swell and resemble those of a goose or duck.

“I’m chillin at the crib sipping juice, while this bowlegged bitch gets goose knees.”
-Anonymous

by ThefirstGAL May 8, 2014

Sponge Knee

When one of the knees gives way temporarily whilst walking causing a person to dip halfway to the ground before re-gaining control - therefore looking like a complete tit to any onlookers.

Ha Ha Ha, John just got sponge knee, Ha Ha Ha.

by Wood Knee January 13, 2008

Chacho Knees

A letter switch/modification of the phrase "nacho cheese" meaning sweaty knees. Can only be acquired through insane hardcore workouts.

Dude 1: "I've been working out hardcore today, dude."
Dude 2: "I bet you got chacho knees, then."

by BorkTheCaveman June 11, 2018

Knee-clapper

When a prism claps their knees when they walk.

James Horton is a knee-clapper when walking the halls of Cranston West

by MclovinDATa$$ May 30, 2018

virgin knees

when your friends are discussing risqué topics and it's so risqué you need to cover your virgin knees. Covering your virgin eyes and ears isn't enough. Protect your knees.

friend: "yeah she sent me nudes. Here, look at them!"
me: "Ah, what!? My virgin knees!"

by thestubz October 12, 2019