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Joseph Mother

Noah: Hey Mark, I just got off the phone with Joe.

Mark: Who's Joe?

Noah: Joseph Mother! Gottem!
by Euangelion October 1, 2021
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joseph p

A dude that is lit as fuck and can do any thing when he put his mind to it he also hates schook and his teacher
Wow do yoy know joseph p he is lit
by FaZeRain83 January 19, 2017
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Joseph thai

This nigga thinks hes the shit. if you know a joseph thai, avoid him at all costs. His life is full of anaphases and prophases. Although he acts tough on discord, Joseph is actually a really soft guy. He gets mad at his friends when they joke around cuz he's a pussy ass nigga who can't take friendly jokes. He also overreacts a lot and cries whenever. Joseph basically has a mic inside his mouth and earrapes all the fucking time. He has the IQ of a fucking chimpanzee. ooga booga headass shutcho bitchass up and start acting like a man
Things Joseph Thai say: "fuck all of yall niggers you guys are fucking anoying AF im not fucking crying"
"(enter name of victim), SHUTCHO ASS UP"
by Boarhunter203 July 14, 2019
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Jerome Joseph

Most kind, trustful and loving man you will ever meet. Often a traveler living a wild and carefree lifestyle. JJ's are full of surprises and therefor very popular with his friends. Positive attitude and openminded persons. Their competitiveness and immaturity might be annoying now and then, but you will forget about it all when he takes you to his bedroom.
Known for British humor, funny hairstyle and passion for film, skating and dogs. Loves some naughty talk.
The guy to make your friends jealous with.

Guaranteed extreme good sexlife.
Guy one: my friend just got totally loved up. Decided to move to Australia just for his girlfriend...
Guy two: sounds like a Jerome Joseph

Girl one: youve seen all the photos of ... in the parc?

Girl two: yeah, looked like a surprise party.

Girl one: ah, clearly, must be done by a JJ
by 123itwasntme June 6, 2015
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Joseph Garcia

Joseph Garcia the sexiest man to ever live. He is athletic, has the biggest muscles, is very popular at school, and has every girl falling for him. His nicknames consist of Joe, Joey, and Joe Cool. His favorite sports are baseball, and basketball. The reason people like him so much is because he is very kind to everyone and isn't a douche bag. Although he does mess up sometimes he always seems to fix the problem. He's also known for having the biggest wang 9 inches to be exact.
Girl 1: Man Joseph Garcia is so hot he always treats everyone right
Girl 2: He even has a 9 inch wang!
by carseywiener October 26, 2020
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joseph kony

A ugandan warlord who kidnaps kids, turns girls into sex slaves and boys into kid soldiers. He fights for no cause yet to make himself look powerful. He has a army and is constantly on the move. He has been doing this for 26 years and he is the the worlds number 1 criminal for multiple crimes against humanity and the american government has doen nothing because it was not in their best intrests but now that people are realising who he is and demanding actions they are sending advisers out there to train the local military in finding him. we can stop him by making him famous, not to celebrate him, but to shed light on his events and bring him to justice. Lets spread the word
me: lets get joseph kony
you: who is he
me: describes kony
you: ill go spread the word
by TheFir3start3rs July 24, 2012
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Joseph Kony

when you think you are masturbating in private, but some faggot films you in the act and then tries to make you famous by posting your video everywhere
Jane : Hey that video was hilarious
Adam: What video?
Jane : the one of you masturbating in the disabled toilets
Adam : shit! how did you know?
Jane : Robert filmed in the act, the video is viral
Adam : Darn, I'm such a Joseph Kony
by trewert June 17, 2012
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