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jared

jared is a homosexual boy who goes to tim hortons too much and likes to fuck thots in the comfort of his basement to prove he is not in fact gay. He is also a member of the thot patrol and is a major ladies man, which is how he's successful in luring thots into his dungeon. he also plays minecraft lol loser.
jared SUCKS i dOn't nEed a sentence TO provE iT
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Jared is the most amazing boy you will ever meet. He is smart, kind, cute funny, and above all he is such a gentlemen. He will always give you a compliment and is the sweetest person EVER!!!! He will always make you smile and blush. He is super strong and loves to workout. He is a great boyfriend, husband, fiance, etc. If you get a Jared in your life you are or would be extremely lucky I know I am. Jared will support you in whatever you love and will always make you laugh. Jared's are amazing guys and any girl would be lucky to have one.
Girl 1: so who is the special guy?
Girl 2: Jared he is so amazing!!
Girl 1: I love Jared's i wish I had one :(
by cheerleader12 April 9, 2019
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Jared phillips has big old dick #lickitysplit
by Zoyberg69 April 16, 2019
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They will break your heart and they will tell you want you want to hear before you fall for them make sure you know what your getting into because your getting ready for a heartbreaking experience and you will always carry that
I fell for a Jared he broke my heart because he said “ I like you too” little did I know he just wanted to leave me heartbroken
by 68283 April 19, 2019
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Small dick nibba. Can only date the fat girls even though he is 5 foot and has a buzzcut. Jared is the kid nobody really likes and is secretly gay.
person 1: "why does jared like the fat girls?"
person 2: "cause they're desperate"
by yaw yark June 4, 2019
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That weird Samoan named Jared is a Nigerian husky dragon!
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That guy is such a Jared

You see that dickhead over there? What a Jared.
by PP Monger321 June 8, 2019
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