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jessica payette

A beautiful beast who has a thing for a ginger named Rupert Grint.
Friend: Who is that sexy woman!?
Other Friend: That's Jessica Payette.

Friend: I want a piece of that.
Other Friend: Hands off, that's Rupert Grint's.
by SquibbieGuppie October 28, 2013
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Gangsta Jessica

Someone who goes through drive thrus they didnt order from & ask for plastic spoons &/or condiments to go with their prior non existent purchase.
Fuck dude we forgot plastic spoons & we are so far away.

Gangsta Jessica that shit at the next drive thru you see dawg.

You sho right.
by MistaD3 February 4, 2018
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jessica._.clawthorne

a super cool tiktoker who posts a lot of anphiba and toh content
person a : did you know that jessica._.clawthorne uses all pronouns?
person b: yes i knew i am glad you know as well
by coolasavintagecassette July 8, 2021
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Doing a Jessica

saying 'in a minute' or 'in a second' then completely forgetting about it.
Person 1: "Where is she? She said she'd be here in a minute!"
Person 2: "She's probably done a Jessica."
doing a Jessica: Saying in a minute and then forgetting.
by personyperson August 23, 2020
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Jessica Robbie

If you found the first one this is a part 2

Jessica this is the most gold digger trash girl ever if you see her than say nothing and show two middle fingers if she attacks than stand in a Teachers sight as she can’t attack don’t be surprised if she has a gun in astrailia. If so than run and take a picture for evidence she was kicked out of a school ofs with a habit of reports of drug with no evidence yet and a use of phone and gangsters up with her simp to bully people she has friends but all of them hate her as she bullied her friends friend
Jessica Robbie is a person that only if you simp her you are ok
by the man with the sex December 27, 2021
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Jessica gregg

Jessica gregg hit me with her tentacles
by Hazel Gallagher October 18, 2019
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jessica alba

by niggaz in da hood September 13, 2005
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