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man jacket

A rancid layer of fat and body hair, providing warmth to men in cold climates. Also a bitch of a curse for any man wearing one above 55°F.
Chris Farley's Man Jacket mad him sweat like a steamed pig on SNL.
by Hard Rooster July 3, 2014
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tweed jacket

man the old Brit needs a tweed jacket
by elbowpatch February 22, 2017
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Jacketing

Past tense: jacketed

Future tense: jacketing
Present tense: jacketing

Simple definition: To share ones jacket between two people.

Complex definition: If a jacket is not present, then it is the act of two friends intensely wrapping one of their arms around each-others shoulders, for the purpose of warmth. The initial action of slapping your hand on their shoulder may seem violent, but the two must remember it is all out of love and friendship. You can often relate the acts to one of your closest and weirdest of friends.
Example: “Lets go jacketing to the book store!!”

Example 2: “Don't you just love jacketing? Makes me feel so much better on a bad day”
by Young Jewish girl June 6, 2022
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Jacket Cum

When the white fluff or particles of a brand new jacket or hoodie land on your pants and then there is so much that it looks like a cum stain.
After buying a new jacket, a found loads of jacket cum on my pants the next day.
by The Sloth Milk March 28, 2015
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Leather Jacket Pat

The one hit-man that u DO NOT wanna mess with, he's hired by whoever pays more to take out his target and he's no hero he's a mercenary in it only for the almighty dollar, always wears a totally bitchin' leather jacket always black leather because tan and red are for pussies, he's the last person u ever wanna see because that means he's here to take you out, cross this man and he will throw you out of a window seriously, he's a very skilled boxer and martial artist, always carries a Bowie knife in one of the many pockets of his amazing leather jacket, and his gun of choice is a glock.
#LeatherJacketPat
#LeatherCladMercenary
Frank: "dude I've been dodging this loan shark for weeks , I keep seeing a car by my house what am I gonna do"?
Steve:"Holy shit man it's Leather Jacket Pat you're fucked dude "
Frank: "RUN"!
by Patcorbett92 November 22, 2017
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Jacket the Faggot

Jacket the Faggot is the most powerful being in existence. Once a year it rises out from the asshole of a Mexican virgin to wreak havoc on the mythical, Deepwater Arab. The only way to kill Jacket is to throw it into a tub of rabid Jews covered in the semen of a thousand baby horses with eggplants messily shoved into their urethras.

We all hail,
Jacket the Faggot.
Person #1 : “Hey man, did you hear about Jacket the Faggot?”

Person #2 : “My cock-hole is still sore.”
by TheJewSlayer69 June 2, 2019
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ForeverLove Jacket

ForeverLove Jacket- Meaning when the one you love dies and you have their flesh made into a comfy leather jacket. That way they can wrap their arms around you forever.
When I die you can wrap me around you with a ForeverLove Jacket. That way I will always be with you to keep you warm.
by Erotica Lunacy July 19, 2022
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