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jacked as shit

When a person thinks that they are really strong with enormous muscles, but in reality they are small.
-Soccer Player: Hey bra, I just maxed out at 140 on bench!

-Football Player: Wow, dude! Ur jacked as shit!

-Soccer Player: I know, right?
by mtnt69 May 8, 2011
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Jizz Jacketed

When somebody ejaculates into a jacket then throws it at you as a prank
Ewww dude thats fucking nasty i just got jizz jacketed
by Lee Harvey January 11, 2009
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Apple Jacked

Have your ipod stolen or "jacked".
I left the windows down in my car and I got apple jacked.
by S-ter September 25, 2008
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fat jacket

The layer of fat on the average North American, both male and female, which covers the upper body. Components of the fat jacket include the panace, manboobs, backfat, and underarm sag. Although the jacket can be useful in winter as an additional layer of warm clothing underneath the underwear, it is more often a hindrance to mobility, flexibility, and getting laid.

The jacket is usually made mostly of nachos and cheese, although chicken wings are often used, and the jacket can be grown thicker through extended periods of sitting on the couch.

The fatjacket requires minimal maintenance, although it must be cleaned relatively often to remove the odour generated by sweat buildup.
1) I need to work out more regularly, because my fat jacket is getting too thick.

2) The bulkiness of my fat jacket makes it difficult for me to tie my shoes.
by Duster929 January 31, 2006
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jacked

1. Someone who is extremely strong & muscular.
2. To steal something that does not belong to you.
3. Something that's just really cool or really weird.
1. Damn he's JACKED!

2. That kid totally jacked my hairstyle!
HE JACKED MY JACKET!

3. That's soooo jacked!
by Sissy_ December 24, 2006
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jew jacked

One who gets taken advantge or ripped off severly. Usually associated with money.
That coke machine ate my dollar bill "i've just been jew jacked"
by Mac and Bernie April 12, 2005
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jacked

To get robbed, mugged, rolled or beaten up by someone.
Man I jus' got jacked, fuck that shit.
Letz go jack these motherfuckers.
Oh man, my ride jus' got jacked.
by Diego September 22, 2003
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