Iron blowjob

Getting a blowjob from a person wearing braces.

Man Jen gives good head but be careful her iron blowjob may cut you.

by Unixfreak31 February 27, 2021

iron patriot

When you have the biggest hardest shit and it makes you cry out tears of joy and pain when it gets released into the pond of shit and piss.

Dude I just had an iron patriot an hour ago

by JewishJesus January 30, 2018

iron screwdriver

The act of warming a screwdriver until it turns red and then shove it your hole of choice.

He gave an iron screwdriver until she screamed his name hard!

by Ppre January 22, 2017

Big iron

Inspired by Marty Robbins hit tune “Big Iron,” a big iron is a typically high caliber wheel gun that is relatively large in size and mass. Big irons are often portrayed as a Colt Walker, a Remington New Model Army, or a Colt Python in modern times.

“The ranger’s aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip.”

-Marty Robbins

by Joe frm da G August 16, 2023

trump iron

To exercise your mind trying to figure out a piece of hot air or nonsense.

Don't trump iron; don't waste your time analyzing the president's tweets, which are full of lies and inaccuracies.

by smjgJsbjgsm August 5, 2018

Iron Pipe

1.) The act of doing an unassisted keg stand. 2.) The act of a solo keg stand.

Guy one: "Dude, did you see Chris do an unassisted keg stand???"

Guy two: "Yeah, he just did an Iron Pipe!!!!!!"

by armyman56m July 25, 2010

Old iron

An older woman that does sexual favors for you without pay

That old iron hasn't been getting any play.

by Low-Key bruh September 5, 2023