Little girl:can I pet that dawg?
Woman: No
Man:...
Little girl:can I pet that dawggg?!!!???
Woman:no ๐
Little girl:๐บCaN I PeT ThAt DaWg!? ๐บ
Woman:๐๐๐๐
Woman: No
Man:...
Little girl:can I pet that dawggg?!!!???
Woman:no ๐
Little girl:๐บCaN I PeT ThAt DaWg!? ๐บ
Woman:๐๐๐๐
by NAINAI12 May 4, 2024

by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 11, 2025

A statement that turns into the corniest thing a teacher could say, and every teacher has said it once.
Student: Ms, can I use the restroom?
Teacher: I don't know, CAN YOU??
Student: Ugh, May I use the restroom
Teacher: No.
Teacher: I don't know, CAN YOU??
Student: Ugh, May I use the restroom
Teacher: No.
by Hiness303 May 3, 2021

A sentence commonly used by Uber riders towards Uber drivers as a way to avoid offering a cash tip without feeling guilty.
โHey, can I tip through the app now?โ ... โyeah Uber added that recently.โ ... โoh awesome I will totally do that!โ ... (the tip never shows up)
by saltlickcity October 24, 2017

โCan I put a bow on it?โ
by Yourlocalcluegiver777 February 2, 2024

by Th33 May 21, 2021
