It was five dollars for five twelve-packs. I did the quick can math and figured out it was about eight cents per can!
by Ace and Deuce November 27, 2005
An offensive slur for any kind of transport (usually a bus or van) that carries mentally retarded people.
by Mutrith July 25, 2006
(Verb)
When your good buddy fucks an eligible girl after two dates, then never calls her again...thus rendering her useless as a future sexual mate. Similar to your buddy grabbing a can of Sprite from your fridge, opening it, taking one sip, then putting it back in your fridge.
When your good buddy fucks an eligible girl after two dates, then never calls her again...thus rendering her useless as a future sexual mate. Similar to your buddy grabbing a can of Sprite from your fridge, opening it, taking one sip, then putting it back in your fridge.
I was totally gonna ask out this chick Haley on Bumble, but Jeremiah “Sprite canned” her last month.
by Bullfrog2BBB March 07, 2019
Yet another term for fake boobies.
...and by fake boobies, we mean unreal tatta's.
...and by unreal tatta's we mean counterfeit jugs.
...and by counterfeit jugs
...and by fake boobies, we mean unreal tatta's.
...and by unreal tatta's we mean counterfeit jugs.
...and by counterfeit jugs
"Who does she think she's fool'n with them glamour cans? Everyone knows them titties aint real!"
"Ever since Karen bought herself a perky new set of glamour cans, she's noticed that her popularity among the male staff members has skyrocketed."
"Ever since Karen bought herself a perky new set of glamour cans, she's noticed that her popularity among the male staff members has skyrocketed."
by The Original Pez June 24, 2008
The receptacle in which douche bags are thrown. Usually used when referring to somebody that has committed an unusually major douchey act.
When finding your car has had the mirror ripped off and no note, you may exclaim 'Dude, some douche can hit my car!'
by smooter March 06, 2009
Someone on the internet who is a slob, so lazy that they pile up soda or beer cans on their desk without throwing them away.
His room is such a mess because he won't clean up after himself, it's like his goal is to be a can collector.
by Skullar_YuTendo March 07, 2023
by IfixYourass August 01, 2017