Flesh Cannon

When you specifically put a quarter into your foreskin and sneezereally hard, shooting it out.

Hey, wanna go shoot a flesh cannon with the boys?

by Chlamydia228 May 20, 2018

Flesh Wrench

Describing one's own penis as a tool or wrench to be used in a twisting or jerking motion.

(Nenad)- I need a wrench to take this apart
(Steve)- I got a flesh wrench right here ya bitch (while grabbing crotch)

by Americaon123 August 30, 2018

Living flesh and relbjalood flesh and relbjalud

Bejroogurs DouBJrags bejroogars bejroogulls dejroogurs dejroogers animents.

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I invented and made and created and started living flesh and relbjalood flesh and relbjalud. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 29, 2024

Flesh Turban

A flesh turban is when a man stretches his scrotum over another person's head. Must be done in extreme heat so the scrotum is more loose and it better represents a turban.

Bill: It's so hot right now! Almost 100°!
Conor: Could you give me a flesh turban, Bill?
Bill: Sure thing, pal!

by Penguinsex April 15, 2016

Flesh Surprise

Surprising your lady with a Woodie and hopefully with positive results.

Susie and I went home after a wonderful dinner and I gave her the Flesh Surprise for Dessert.

by Rail Jockey TL October 17, 2011

rotten flesh

Can you tell me how to cook one of these agian?

Dude:I can’t eat it it’s to hard. It tastes like leather. HOW TO COOK ROTTEN FLESH BRO teach me or I’ll be the heck out of you
Me:just deep fry it man

by QWERTYAZERTY no good names March 11, 2021

fleshed up

A euphemism to describe someone who has gotten fatter or chubbier since the last time you saw them. Used predominantly in Appalachian mountain speech.

“Wow, you’ve done fleshed up a lot since last year.”

by Compadre Andre April 20, 2020