Dirt Wallet

A vagina so filthy that it has begun to look like a dirt matted leather wallet. A Dirt Wallet will often carry diseases and should be avoided at all costs.

Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.

Guy #1 - "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."

by The Murricane January 5, 2011

Dirt Poor

You

You are dirt poor

by UnicornSaures March 7, 2022

dirt coon

When an African and a Muslim have anal sex and create a life form, also known as the dirt coon.

That’s one ugly ass DIRT COON!

by Moe Lestedurmom February 23, 2022

raw as dirt

When something is so incredibly raw, you can compare it to nothing but dirt.

My boy Mike raw as dirt in the post

by SerialMike February 2, 2017

sugar dirt

Ring around base of penis after anal sec

You better wash that sugar dirt off your dick because your wife will know you been fucking someone’s ass

by RiggerRojo December 7, 2022

Downtown Dirt

Low quality marijuana usually found in an economically strained region.

"Hey man did you pick up any heady bud?"
"No man, all I was able to score was this downtown dirt."

by Captain Dongo March 19, 2009

Dirt Basement

1.The butt ; i.e., the anus , or anal canal

Deriving from:

2. An unfinished basement ; specifically one with a dirt floor

Example: ¹
*Someone puts their hand dangerously close to my ass crack *

"No key, no entry to my dirt basement"

Example: ²
"I only go in my dirt basement for laundry. It's too dampand smelly to be in it all the time."

by less_jess October 19, 2019