I slept like coarse woody debris last night.

A foresters way to say:
"I slept like a log last night."
"I slept well last night."
"I slept like a baby!"
"That was some awesome sleep!"

"Hey! How did you sleep last night?"

"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."

"No way! That's awesome."

by forestrychick November 30, 2011

Act like I care

A statement that shows genuine disinterest in a topic.

P1: "You're shit"

P2: "act like I care"

by qwexkzy August 25, 2021

It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.

When someone does something wrong but, relatively speaking, it's not that bad.

Becca: Jim, you can't talk that way to old people.
Jim: It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.

by JakSheppard September 1, 2017

what a drag to love you like I do

its painful how someone can love another without them knowing

what a drag to love you like I do *sighs*

by dilfslayer96 October 4, 2021

i kinda like you

I have the slightest bit of feelings for you, i also have told that too 10 other girls.

I kinda like you though.

by Frh55822404 June 27, 2017

I mean like

Not knowing what to say but still wanting to be apart of the conversation

"Wow, I mean like I guess I can come over"
"I mean like I wish I could"
"I mean like guess I'll die"

by mrs10302 June 3, 2018

Do I look like an octopus?

Something that your mother says after asking her to do you a favor. Even if she is doing nothing.

Kid: Hey mom can you help me make some lemonade?
Mom: DO I LOOK LIKE AN OCTOPUS?!?
Kid: No.
Mom: Good.

by DoraKnob November 29, 2009