Hotel Crusader

Someone who exhibits unusually strong, almost obsessive feelings against online homestay services. They advise others against using these services despite nobody asking for or caring about their opinion, and tend to exaggerate how horrible the experience is for everyone despite also pointing out they only use hotels.

Don't tell her where we are staying next weekend, she became an irritating hotel crusader after airbnb canceled her account.

by Steady Mercury June 21, 2023

Hotel California

Once you cum in her you can’t cum out

“Yo kyle what happened to you and that slut”
“I went hotel california on her and now we got six kids”

by JobieWanKenobi May 10, 2019

small hotel

Tight vagina

Damm she got a small hotel it barely fits

by Big its boto January 3, 2016

hotel honda

the mobile place aka their car (a honda) where a slut or whore uses as her mobile fucking grounds !!!!!! or mobile brothel for her port a pussy!!! hotel honda

hop back in HOTEL HONDA & keep on rollin' down whore highway you slutwheel!!!!!

by GIDDYUPBABYy March 17, 2010

Hotel Transylvania

To skillfully manage a situation, especially when it involves a diverse and eccentric group of individuals. Inspired by Count Dracula's ability to run a hotel for monsters with unique needs.

Person 1: "How did you handle that family reunion with your quirky relatives?"
Person 2: "Oh, I totally Hotel Transylvania it. Uncle Morty's ghost stories, Aunt Mildred's vampire conspiracy theories — I navigated it all like a pro."

by Didoiso123 November 26, 2023

Gay Balls Hotel

the coolest and gayest friend group ever (aka alex, mars, max, shuu/zen, and roz <333) the best friend group evr!!!!! thx for changing my life gaylords you guys genuinely made my year so eventful and fun !! (/kinda srs but also /j idk)

Someone: yo have you heard about the gay balls hotel members!?
Someone#2: yeah theyr the best!!!!

by totally not kou September 1, 2022

hotel night

Spending the night at a hotel with your partner and inviting escorts and prostitutes to have wild sex parties with you. Usually involves lots of baby oil, drugs and candles.

Baby, let's have a hotel night with someone from Cowboys 4 Angels.

by laorulez July 9, 2025