Simp Hotel

A slang word for Onlyfans.

I heard steve signed into a girls Simp Hotel

by Vexed Logzilla July 5, 2020

hotel day

Slang for sex in a hotel. Commonly done on set dates.

My mistress wanted another hotel day so we decided to get hot and dirty in Marriot.

by biscuitsandgravy January 27, 2012

Midnight Hotel

A hotel with very basic beds installed into the building. They can sleep 50 people. They have exemplary security staff.

I was driving from Madison, Wisconsin to Alexandria, Virginia so I rested at a midnight hotel.

by silverseal September 19, 2011

Pi Star Hotel

A three-star-plus hotel that is popular among lower-middle-class tourists, who want a free-and-easy experience, without being pressured to join local group tours to visit oft-spiritually unclean or demonic places of worship and retail shops (which promise to give a percentage of their profits to the tour guide).

The “fine” city of Singapore plans to build more pi star hotels in coming years to target travelers from emerging economies, who couldn’t afford to stay in a five-star hotel, yet wished to receive a perceived first-class visitors’ treatment.

by Fasters January 14, 2023

Closet Hotel

A hotel where a couple goes to swing or have sex with others

“Yo my wife wants to go to the closet hotel to get plowed you wanna join?”

by FareallyZather February 9, 2023

iron bar hotel

Jail

Iron bar hotel is the worst hotel. open bathroom

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 19, 2023

nova hotels

the person below me is a fucking idiot and nova hotels sucks

Guy 1 Hey have you heard of nova hotels? its a real fun roblox group!

Guy 2 BOY IF YOU DON'T GET YO SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE, 22 SAVAGE, MOLDY CABBAGE, WENT TO THERAPY TO QUIT YO HABIT OF HAVING UNPROTECTED BUTT SEX WITH OBESE RABBITS, REFRIGERATOR FILLED WITH MAGGOTS, FATHER ABUSES YOU WITH HIS TENNIS RACKET, SCHOOL GAVE YOU A CHROMEBOOK YOU TRIED TO HACK IT, SEMI-AUTOMATIC, SOY SAUCE PACKET, ROACHES INBREEDING INSIDE YOUR ATTIC, BUST DOWN GRANDMA LET ME SMACK IT, LOOKIN ASS BOI YOU UGLY AS SHIT BRUH.

IF YOU DON'T GET YO HALF A FRY, CHERRY PIE, BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY, LOOKING ASS BACK YOU UGLY AS SHIT BOI YOU DIRTY AS HELL.

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WERE BORN INSIDE OF A HANDICAPPED PARKING SPACE YOU STUPID ASS YOU DIRTY AS SHIT BRUH.

Guy 1 ...

by Howtobeholy October 19, 2023