horny hours

Anything from 11 pm to 3 am is horny hours. Anything started in these hours are considered horny. Most communication between two people are unholy actions because of the time. All dms become horny and erotic during this time period.

Person 1: hey what's up
Person 2: what's up daddy
Person 1: chill out it's only 10:30 wait until horny hours
Person 2: ok daddy I'll wait just for you

by Ladygagasson November 10, 2019

miso horny

Slang term for being in such a state of arousal you'd dry hump the couch.

"DAYUM! I'm a freak in heat; a dog without warning. My Appetite's for sex cos: MISO HORNY!!"

by wavyg July 21, 2014

Horny Jail

A place you go to when you become too horny for the sake of humanity.

Bob: I watched too much NSFW images yesterday and I have no regrets
Cheems: go to horny jail *bonk*

by The7Guy November 5, 2020

horny weasel

that one horny weasel in the barbie as rapunzel movie who became a meme because of his constant moaning

horny weasel: “Give him to me AUEGHHH 😩”

by ifai June 19, 2021

Horny Potter

The act of busting a nut and drawing glasses and a lightning bolt on another’s face. The person’s face will then resemble that of the famed literary protagonist, Harry Potter.

Jessica: Ah man, did you really just Horny Potter all over my face again?!
Alex: Yep, you’re a jizzer Harry.

by JKTrowling February 22, 2019

Horny Jail

When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.

Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."

by Blysterz October 19, 2020

tired and horny

me rn

i’m tired and horny

by LyonIsOffline May 21, 2021