cuddle horny

when a person has not cuddled for a very long time and has an incredible urge to cuddle the shit out of the next person they see

I can't control myself, I'm so cuddle horny I think I'm gonna sleep with your tootsie roll pillow tonight.

by Head Cuddler January 3, 2012

miso horny

Slang term for being in such a state of arousal you'd dry hump the couch.

"DAYUM! I'm a freak in heat; a dog without warning. My Appetite's for sex cos: MISO HORNY!!"

by wavyg July 21, 2014

Horny Jail

A place you go to when you become too horny for the sake of humanity.

Bob: I watched too much NSFW images yesterday and I have no regrets
Cheems: go to horny jail *bonk*

by The7Guy November 5, 2020

horny weasel

that one horny weasel in the barbie as rapunzel movie who became a meme because of his constant moaning

horny weasel: “Give him to me AUEGHHH 😩”

by ifai June 19, 2021

Horny Potter

The act of busting a nut and drawing glasses and a lightning bolt on another’s face. The person’s face will then resemble that of the famed literary protagonist, Harry Potter.

Jessica: Ah man, did you really just Horny Potter all over my face again?!
Alex: Yep, you’re a jizzer Harry.

by JKTrowling February 22, 2019

Horny Jail

When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.

Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."

by Blysterz October 19, 2020

tired and horny

me rn

i’m tired and horny

by LyonIsOffline May 21, 2021