Hooplitis

A mental condition revealed by consistently making bad choices that lack common sense, which in turn leads others to believe that the person lacks a brain.
Credit: Steve Kalayjian

"If you think it is smart to daytrade without trailing stops, then you are most certainly are suffering from hooplitis."

"You got bitten by a shark the last time you jumped in the water with one, and you are going to jump back in with one? you must have hooplitis."

by ESGREEN July 14, 2021

Hoopoe

A SEXY BEAST WHO IS SO AMAZING AND THE FUNNIEST AND COOLEST MAN ALIVE... HE WAS SENT FROM HEAVEN AND IS THE GREATEST HUMAN OF ALL TIME

"OMGGGG YOU ARE A HOOPOE."

by GINGER MONSTER HOYAAA September 10, 2021

Hooky Crookie the Rookie

Hasan's crooked nose.

The Hooky Crookie the Rookie is getting in the way.

by GooogleDefinitions April 19, 2022

Hooper Hog

A girl who only dates Hoopers, and tends to go from one to the other depending on how many offers one is getting compared to the other.

Jake: Did you hear Kendal left AJ for Jacob?

Michael: Nah bro. was it because Jacob’s getting more offers?

Jake: Yeah bro. She a hooper hog for sure.

by mikethehooper17 May 22, 2022

hoop'n

When a cracker starts ballin out on his 3’s

Damn boy, you hoop'n!

by JoesJordans October 10, 2022

Hoody

To feel happy while you walk in the hood. It's even better with your friends. From the song Hoody by Devin Millar.

We made it to Los Angeles! I feel hoody already!

by THESAYCOMPTER3 November 22, 2022

Hooby looby

When you get the straight laced conservative white man to suck your dick behind the Hobby Lobby.

I was getting the eyes, I thought he wanted a hooby looby.

He made an anti gay comment in the check out line and I told him I'd give him a hooby looby in the back. He said yes!

by Thatbitch240 January 11, 2023