by NotGunnaTell January 28, 2009

a person that cant afford a hooker so they pick one up and then rapes her and leaves without paying her
by ptone March 11, 2007

by TCL_whiptail82 November 16, 2004

by outwitme August 1, 2009

by jcfud January 9, 2009

by vackey1 January 9, 2009

Otherwise known as the "law of diminishing returns," Hooker Theory refers to the progressive decrease in experienced pleasure relative to expected pleasure (i.e. measured in pleasure-units) per variable input (i.e. dollars per hour).
Steve: Is a thousand-dollar per hour hooker ten times as good as a hundred-dollar per hour Hooker?
Donald: Nope.
Steve: How not!?
Donald: Hooker Theory
Donald: Nope.
Steve: How not!?
Donald: Hooker Theory
by Aarroonn123 March 8, 2010
