The Hollywood Handshake

The act of exchanging names with someone after having sex with them.
“That was hot bro. You really know how to fuck! I’m Jayson by the way”

“I always use the Hollywood Handshake because if the sex is bad, I don’t tell them my real name”
by Landocommando69 August 17, 2024
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Hollywood Elementary School

You have died in warzone you are going to Hollywood Elementary School
by Ronald Barbercheck February 01, 2023
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hollywooditis

The uncontollable urge to leave everything behind be it your family, your home, your history with an area and to move to Los Angeles to try to become a movie star or to be involved in the entertainment industry. Similar to "having stars in your eyes"
LeBron James has acquired a bad case of Hollywooditis because the LA Laker team he went to actually really sucks and has no chance of winning anythin; and all he really wants to do by going there is to schmooze and share the aroma of his asscrack with the celebrities out there who also will want to smell his asscrack; and to try to become some kind of movie mogul, even though most of the entertainment he has produced has sucked pretty badly as well.
by GipperX2 July 06, 2018
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Hollywood Blindness

A fairly common phenomenon associated with actors playing characters way younger than their actual age. As a result, many in society have become unable to recognize young adults by appearance.

Hollywood blindness occurs when a thirty or twenty year old is assumed to be a teenager, because of the cultural bias that their youthful appearance may be similar to the majority of young adult Hollywood actors being cast as teenagers in movies instead of actual teenagers.
''Tom Holland was cast to play Spider-Man in the Homecoming movie, portraying a 15-year old while he himself was 20 years old at the time, because of hollywood blindness people genuinely think he looks like an actual teenager.''

''I'm not sixteen, I'm twenty-eight! Hollywood really blinded you to how actual young adults look, hasn't it?''

''Grease was notorious for casting adults as teenagers. Now hollywood blindness has invested entire generations with the idea that you don't age up from being a teenager until you're past thirty three.''
by ZeroParanoia February 01, 2025
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The Hollywood Haynie

Grown ass men that like to have sexual relations with statues
We went to a museum and Ross pulled a The Hollywood Haynie on the Venus Demilo
by Toddisaretodd September 09, 2020
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Hollywood Spreads

A way of saying what you're going to put on toast without saying what it is. It could mean nutella, jam or peanut butter but they'll never know.
I'm going to have some good old hollywood spreads on my toast!
by theendzombo December 02, 2024
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hollywood trash

Hollywood productions (Movies, TV series/shows) which are intentionally biased in favor of the liberal and feminist lobbies to the point that almost every saga & new franchises have been destroyed just to force their political agenda.
Garry: Did you see Wonder Woman movie?
Alan: You are kidding, right? That’s the latest Hollywood trash, I’m not watching it even for free!
by neptos June 21, 2017
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