Kirwan Heights

A small town outside of Pittsburgh that no one knows of. It seems only the people living there know where/what it is.

What's a Kirwan Heights?

by Contradict December 17, 2010

Yorktown Heights

1.an extremely dumb person
2.rich westchester assholes
3.shit town with stuck up asses and the best thing to do is hang out and drink in a parking lot or bike trail
4.Dave Mathews went here for like what a month yet everyone talks about it

1.You are soo dumb, I would think you are from yorktown.
2.Your house is so crap it belongs in Yorktown

by YTC wannabe February 28, 2005

Haddon Heights

A joke of a town. Italian guidos run around screaming garnet country when in reality what is a garnet? The only reason they're slightly good at sports is they take in kids from lawnside. They also drink little to no beer!

" You guys ever heard of Haddon heights?"
"Yeah place sucks so bad bunch of nerds"

by HEIGHTSBITES March 12, 2017

Alamo Heights

A small charming community in San Antonio, Texas. It is one of the oldest parts of the city with gorgeous old homes and huge trees. It consists of three neighborhoods, Olmos Park, Alamo Heights and Terrell Hills. The community has a reputation for being snobby, but we really are not. I live here so I would know. Of course, no matter where you go there will ALWAYS be snobs, bitches and douche bags, so it is just how life as a high school kid is. The "snobs" at the high school are basically excluded from every party because no one cares about what you have. Heights is literally just another generic high school.

*walks into a Reagen Party
Reagan kid: "Hey where do y'all go"

AH kid "Alamo Heights"
Regan kid "That's dope, y'all bring anything?"
*Brings out the Malibu and pours some shots

by DivoRules May 20, 2016

coloinal heights

noun. a city with a poplulation of 99% whites, many of the residents do drugs, and the 1% of non-white ethicity is known as a chung

Steve: Dude, do you know where travis lives
Paul: man, that guy lives in the colonial heights

by cy, sy April 3, 2005

The Heights

The guys who didnt get into Gonzaga or Landon. Basically a C-class prep school. They are hoooorrrrrrrrrible at sports and are to scared to talk to girls. They ususally have their first girlfriend in college.

"We Gonzaga guys dont make fun of them, if we were gay we would go there too!"

by theheightsisajoke June 27, 2005

wuthering heights

One of many incoherant and very weird Kate Bush Songs. Based on the book.

Heathcliff! It's me, i'm Cathy come home..
I'm so co-o-o-old, let me in-a-your window

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004