Mr Hawker

A man that usually has a pot belly. If your a teacher and your name is Mr hawker you have a really bad haircut. They love stirring the shit outta ya as well.

Student: Hey Mr hawker nice haircut
Mr hawker: why thank you my wife done it last night while she was drunk, how does it look
Student: I mean I couldn't look any worse

by Fat pizza March 20, 2021

sexual hanger

The erotic extension of the term "hanger" whereby a partner exhibits increased irritability brought about by a lack of sex. Typically pronounced in female nymphomaniacs, sexual hanger manifests itself in the form of spontaneous conflicts forcing the other, often oblivious male, to go on the defensive. The antagonist is usually keen to incite friction and discord despite healthier communication alternatives.

Me: My girlfriend keeps picking fights over my past relationships
Friend: Is she jealous of your exes?
Me: Nah, I think it's just sexual hanger

by jininho August 31, 2021

Dirty Hagerty

When you throw up on his dick while he cums

Cleaning up a dirty hagerty is the pledges job

by cooolbiatchhhh September 10, 2021

Brand Hawkers

1. A Place that turns small businesses into household names
2. A Humble abode where creativity has no limits.
3. A group of hustlers who work smart & play hard.

Brand hawkers helped me grow my business !!!

by D2C buddy November 23, 2021

Coat hanger mom

Coat hanger mom is a derogatory term towards women who receive/have received an abortion. The term was originated In a 2019 reddit post

Did you hear (name) got an abortion when she was younger? She shouldn't give me advice she's a coat hanger mom

by Abc123potatoe April 10, 2022

coat hanger

markus

“bro markus is such a coat hanger for kaylee”

by yeayeayeaboyyy April 11, 2022

coat hanger dick

When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.

“Damn that dude had such a coat hanger dick, you can hang him in the closet.”

by Undeadgothbussy September 9, 2022