J-Hatch

1. When a girl's hair is especially nappy that day.
2. When a girl does not care and throws her hair in a frizzy messy bun
3. Untamed, unattractive hair situation
4. Hair resembles that of a squirrel's tail

1. "Do you need to borrow my brush, cause your hair is pulling a J-Hatch"
2. "I was running late so I threw my hair up in a J-Hatch"
3. "I don't know she's got J-Hatch hair."
4. "Your pony tail is J-Hatchin it up"
5. "I can't go out tonight, my hair's being a J-Hatch"

by MerBer May 20, 2008

Hatch

A person who forces a photographer to retake a photo because of their appearance regardless of if other people in the picture like their apperance.

*Snap*
Hatch: "Let me see! Let me see!... I look like a tard. Take it again!"

"Don't be a Hatch yo!"

by Victim of the Hatch December 9, 2008

haschinkinvoxin

Any word, feeling, expression, or butt that you need it to meen at that very moment in time right then right that day!!!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! OW! I STUBBED MY haschinkinvoxin TOE! IT HURTS SO haschinkinvoxin BAD! I HATE haschinkinvoxin TABLE LEGS! I LIKE EGGS

by The 4 stooges January 20, 2004

hatch

two brows one

that patch of hair that turns two eyebrows into one

You need to shave that hatch so you don't look like bert

by lightning lightning July 7, 2008

Hatching Chick

When eating Kraft singles, poking a hole in it and sticking your tongue through the hole.

While stuck in traffic, I saw a girl with a hatching chick in her mouth.

by Johnny Feyev November 3, 2011

Hatchimal

Adorable (sometimes) robotic toys made by Spinmaster in 2016. They hatch from eggs and require lots of care.

Hey have you heard of Hatchimals? They were hit 2016.

by Shajiui_Da_Black_Fox March 18, 2020

Hatching

When a girl is on her period

I can't have sex with you this week, I'm hatching.
I don't feel like coming to the beach, I'm hatching.
Why are you so cranky? .." I'm hatching"

by cstoz February 10, 2021