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Addis Handshake

The girls at the bar were greeting customers with Addis Handshake...so they were reluctant to leave.
by AddisF August 19, 2013
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naked handshake

A greeting between two male nudists (or naked males in general) where they respectively give a soft tug on the other male's dick.
I saw Paul at the nudist colony, we gave each other a naked handshake.
by Apacupotomus September 13, 2017
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Gainsville handshake

A gainsville handshake is when you see a butt crack hanging out put your finger down in the crack.
"Hey, did you see Jimmy in human resources today? I guess he gave Johnny the old gainsville handshake."

"Oh, did you just put your finger down my pants?"
" yes its the gainsville handshake"
by Long shlong johnson February 1, 2023
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Peppermint handshake

When a blue haired girl gives a man a handshake...

In his pants.
"Wow emily gives the best peppermint handshakes.
by HempWizard May 11, 2014
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cheesy handshake

To shake hands with someone shortly after wanking off a cheesy cock, be it your cock or someone else's, leaving the reciprocant of the handshake with a cheesy smeggy smelling hand.
-You dirty barstard why does my hand smell off fucking nob cheese?
- Cos I gave you a cheesy handshake, before you ate your sandwich I may add.
by Spoopleman April 16, 2017
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Hawaiian Handshake

1) Sexual position wherein both male and female are laying back facing each other, either in a scissor position or the females legs bent over the males. The penis must be semi-flaccid to bend properly when inserted into the vagina. The thrusting comes from a rapid succession of punches that contact the base of the penis and may even incorporate grazing of the vulva.

2) how you'd picture two paraplegics going at it

3) see Philadelphia pancake Philadelphia Fist bump
"we were so exhausted from banging all afternoon all we could muster was the Hawaiian handshake. It felt so good it had her in tears though"
by CMDR Peaches November 2, 2019
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Milky Handshake

The process of jerking off into your own hand and giving a nice, sloppy hand job to your acquaintance.
Dad- “I heard John gave you a milky handshake from your sister.”

Step son- “yeah. There was so much but, it was sloppy af. Best milky handshake I’ve ever gotten. He jerked off in his hand and gave me a handjob”
by DStorm1397 August 17, 2019
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