Holy Tourettes

When one is listening to a talk, lecture, or sermon, and you suddenly, spontaneously speak, chant, call, or yell out a supportive word or phrase.
Jamall had many people think he has Holy Tourettes when he yelled out "Amen" during Pastor Bobs sermon.
by The Genaism Recorder October 02, 2009
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The Holy List

The list of the most holy people of all, #1 God, #2 Chuck Norris, #3 Jesus, #4 Will Smith, #5 Tom Hanks
Man asks other man "Why is Chuck Norris second on the Holy List?"
Other man answers "He is so holy he let God be first out of generousity."
Man replies "Oh, that makes sense."
by That Guy With Tha Face September 21, 2009
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Holy Hoe

A member of a church congregation who engages in promiscuous or adulterous behavior outside the church or with other members of the congregation. The term can be applied equally to either a woman or a man. A slang/abbreviated term for Holy Whore. May also be seen or written as "Holy Ho."
Girl, I've got to find me a new church to attend. Word going around the congregation is that Brother Smith is creeping behind his wife's back with Sister Jones, while Sister Black from the choir is spending a lot of special time with Brother White and has been seen out with several of the deacons. I can't be around people who pretend and front themselves as upstanding members of the church in the light, but turn into a holy hoe in the dark.
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? August 21, 2019
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Holy Cattle

When in great surprise, instead of holy cow, a southern man says holy cattle.
by RookieRooster September 29, 2021
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The Holy Rock

A God that came to Earth from the top left corner of the universe. Has destroyed many civilizations over small things and will most likely continue to do so. Currently at Earth debating whether or not to end us.
"The Holy Rock has no mercy when its choice is final."
by TheFistOfTheMyths September 14, 2020
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The Holy Jamesity

The three James’. The best people ever. You would be lucky to meet them.
Did you guys see The Holy Jamesity last night?
by The holy Jamesity August 03, 2022
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holy juices

"baby squirt ur holy juices on me!!!!1"
by tonkles July 13, 2015
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