Grandma's Grape Jam

The act of giving a senior citizen a swift kick to the groin.

Billy: "Old Man McGreggor almost caught me running through his petunias yesterday."

Jose: "Oh my goodness, what did you do?!"

Billy: "I gave him a little taste of Grandma's Grape Jam, and ran away as fast as I could."

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003

grape vine

the last drop of cum that comes out of a mans cock that is thicker than the rest

One day I, Aaron, came home from taco bell and my wife, Valerie came up to me after i walked into the door and she whispered in my ear that she was so fucking horny. So i threw her on the hard wood floor, then we proceeded to undress each other then she put my trick or treat stick in her pudding basket. then i thrusted it in and out and made her baby cannon moist and slippery, while she screamed i smacked her in the face, but not to hard. Then my slime volcano began to erupt baby yogurt so i took it and spread it all on her lower back. then she licked the rest off. but she took the grape vine and rubbed it on her milk machines. The End.

by valerie nofzinger June 24, 2012

grape

an aphrodesiac

Singer 2: I just ate a grape and I jizzed in my pants.

by garfieldluvr137 December 20, 2008

Butt Grapes

A case of the hemorrhoids. A mass of dilated veins in swollen tissue at the margin of the anus or nearby within the rectum -- usually used in plural.

I gotta sit on this damn doughnut cause I have a ragin case of the butt grapes.

These butt grapes are tearing my ass the fuck up.

by chain dawg October 11, 2005

Grapefruit

Cockblocking a homie.

Stop being a grapefruit, man!

by Jack69Knauff December 12, 2021

press-grapes

To fuck ones dad in the arse.

what are you going to be doing with your dad thomas?

pressing grapes.

by chopper May 17, 2004

grapher

Someone who tags. Hit's up bus shelters, bus windows, and any other glass areas. Bom trains (Not like America would, but with spray paint and a three-d design of their alias name ie:Seka)and spray paint on white fences or a flat surface....

Also see Wigga and Homie G

by Dictionary Of Translated Fucktard July 29, 2003