Gooch lip's

Gooch lips is when a obese strumpets Gooch has a fold in then middle due to the rotundness of the individual
Charlie look at that I bet her Gooch lip's smell like stilton
by Super sausage October 31, 2023
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Gooch Gunk

A paste type of waste that accumulates between the ole brown eye and scrotum. Usually found in males ages 18-45 and after a long days work. Also see: All day dick.
Dude, Joel got into my car after work and all I could smell was his Gooch Gunk. He even left a snail trail, when he got out.
by Dead Boar Customs January 16, 2020
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gooch pump

its the area between your balls and ass.. if you press on it at the right time during a gnarly pisser you get the perfect drip
i had to take steamy leaky and thank god i used the gooch pump or else i wouldve been all warmy in my pantalones
by DopeDudeDustin August 28, 2021
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Gooch-licker

Another way of saying someone is a suck-up or ass-kisser; The word Gooch is referring to the no man’s land between a males asshole and balls.
Did you seem Tom with the boss again today? Yeah, Tom is a total Gooch-licker.
by Cledusbosepheus February 25, 2022
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poopy gooch

When some one poops a very wet messy poop and then wipes towards the front ie. The gooch.

Also could describe when a man steps in smelly dog shit while wearing his Gucci loafers.
Ew. That guy just tracked dog shit all over the house with his poopy gooch.
by GoobeyWoob October 21, 2017
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gooch rupture

When the piece of skin between your balls and your arse explodes from either doing a large shit or insertion of an external object.
Doctor, we have a category 5 gooch rupture.
by Quickstix45 January 29, 2015
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Gooch Goblin

A person (man or woman) who is like a crack addict for licking gooches.
"Holy shit, i took this girl to bed and she was a total Gooch Goblin!"
by The_Jawbreaker April 30, 2019
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