gooch goblin

1. same as goblin gooch, but describing a person moreso than their chode.
2. Leech.
3. smelly unbathed person.

Hey gooch goblin!
Rob is a fuckin' gooch goblin.

by gooch goblin July 1, 2006

gooch burger

To place ones gooch between two crusty loaves, and wack on some green stuff

Mike was awoken one morning to his friends munching on a gooch burger between his legs.

by thegoochburger October 20, 2007

Gooch Press

Gooch Press is the male version or equivalent of the kegel stretch or exercise for women.

Bobby has been doing the Gooch Press three times a week to help strengthen his core.

During her pregnancy Susie Q did her kegel exercises all day, and Bobby did the gooch press.

by schubby January 10, 2014

gooch hair

The hair of the hooch that only an "Ethan" would have.

Think that kid has gooch hair?
Yea, his names Ethan.

by pusypounderrrr January 6, 2014

gooch rider

some one who rides ur gooch. ( hairy part in between ur balls and ass hole

that nigga is a gooch rider

by nigga_powell February 8, 2010

Gooch Burn

When the area between the ball sack and anus is irritated and burns from excessive rubbing of alex's fake nails

Alex was itching my gooch for 3 hours after getting back from grover's lunch date and now i have gooch burn. OUCH!

by Author, Charlaine Harris April 14, 2009

Gooch Piss

The result of pissing while sitting down. As the urine runs past ones gooch, it becomes homogeneous with the gooch auar. This has an effect on both the odor and color of the urine.

Dude I totally just Gooch Pissed in your car man.

by Koshi March 30, 2008