Watering the gnomes

doing a task that is pointless

Friend- “Yo whatchu been up to today?”
Me- “Nothing, just been watering the gnomes lately”

by Pseudonein12 July 24, 2025

Gnome Spot

An out of the way space only reachable by the skillful climbing of a dexterous and goofy little gnome.

Dude, I found a sick Gnome Spot behind some barrels in the Lion's Pride Inn.

by Froathy December 25, 2022

Gnome

Guh-no-mey

A garden gnome who was conscripted and conspired with other gnomes to become a more human gnome.

by viij January 2, 2023

Gnome your chums

Gnome your chums

Gnome your chums, lugger.

by Im_just_JK September 30, 2020

Gnome

an inter-dimensional god who watches over all of time with his strange little hat and laughs maniacally at all who pass by.

Hey, you laugh like a gnome!

by King Gnomus June 18, 2020

gnome pilled

my mate sid

my mate sid is so gnome pilled and based

by opiumreal April 11, 2023

Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022