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Joanna Garlic

Very Interesting Person. Bad at Maths and a very emotional person. They are 5'7 and a half and sometimes if you annoy them they get very mad. Overall they are a mental person but sometimes AND i mean SOMETIMES they are funny. and they r gay 2.
by hello_54321 November 21, 2023
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green garlic

Green garlic happens when you put original garlic in the earth. You can eat it, right of the ground few days later!
- Look at this green garlic!
Eat it, now.
-It tastes like garlic!!
by ILikeToEatPlantsOffTheGround December 21, 2023
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drew garrison

The funniest n-word I have ever met. Also has the largest cock on the planet. Great 6 pack. Can drink like a machine. Carry’s that 9 on him at all times
Whose dat beast.
Oh that’s Drew Garrison
by TinyBoyTim January 12, 2024
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Turkish garlic knot

When you are cuddling with the boys and you all tie your dicks into a knot. You then use garlic oil as lubricant to undo the knot.
Me and the gang were practicing making a Turkish garlic knot last night.
by ChazgotthatGas November 22, 2024
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Turkish garlic knot

When you and your guy friends are cuddling and you all tie your dicks into a knot. Then you use garlic oil as lubricant to untie the knot.
Me and the boys were practicing making a Turkish garlic knot last night.
by ChazgotthatGas November 22, 2024
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Joe Garrison

What you call someone that's a cheap copy of something superior. Often used to label someone a fraud
Speaking to a fraudulent family member: You are the Joe Garrison of family members

You are the Joe Garrison to my Frank Castle, know your place
by Punished2 October 19, 2025
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Nighttime Garlic Bread

"Nighttime Garlic Bread" is a sexual kink in which two or more people cosplay as vampires, each eats an entire clove of garlic and then proceed to aggressively make out.
"Aw man, you and Josh smell like you've been eating some nighttime garlic bread"

"Just watched a guy dressed like dracula ask to be let into my neighbors home, I guess I should prepare to hear nighttime garlic bread all night..."
by shallowgrows November 27, 2025
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