Gabe

A person who does not give a fuck about other peoples problems.

"There's a Gabe, he doesn't give a fuck."

by >Piglet< May 1, 2019

Gabe

A person with an oddly oblong (or at least weirdly-shaped) head and face. Generally has a holier-than-thou attitude, and is usually an older sibling who is just mean to you (in the few occasions that the parents were uncompassionate enough to name a kid that wasn't their firstborn "Gabe", the person grows to have issues and an inferiority complex probably due to constantly being berated for his name)

A: Oh look! There's Gabe, doesn't he just look so dumb?
B: Yes, also his clothes style is deplorable.

A: I know, I think anyone can tell he is a Gabe just by his demeanor and style.
B: Isn't he just a sorry excuse for a human?

by shrinelord May 2, 2019

GABE

Gabe, a Gabe is a dick

Gabe has down syndrome

Don’t be a Gabe

by Dood48 May 7, 2019

Gabe Alvarez

Touching a girl without consent; groping, touching, getting into people's face who are half his size, etc

Dude, did you see John yesterday? He totally pulled a Gabe Alvarez
Yeah, not cool. Especially since she has a boyfriend

by Biggie niggie cheese May 7, 2019

Gabe

gets friendzoned by every nigga at school.
plays video games to much
sucks at mortal kombat 11

if you see gabe say get ova there

by gaughen May 10, 2019

Gabe

A fool with sometime-sunny jokes, and is hated by the clan known as Badai.
Cool-guy all around. Loves going to prom. Good deadlifter.
Loves baguettes and croissants. Eats food with a flourish

Gabe is gabeing all gabe long. ES

by Gabe's Dr. Phil April 5, 2019

Gabe

A Gabe is normally a bit weird and can be a douche bag sometimes but can also be the best person alive and make you happy and always make you smile and feel loved. Normally they are fairly attractive and can be stupid but you love them.

Person 1: Oml you're such a Gabe

Person 2: you aRe a gAbe idiOt

by No please April 8, 2019