Gnometastic

A term describing an amazing beard

Guy one: "Dude, that guy's beard is fantastic"
Guy two: "I know right. It's gnometastic"

by HurtadoKid June 22, 2014

gnome office

a home office on a front lawn (or park).

Wow that crew out front has the gnome office situation on lock down.

by Ah Real Monsters May 9, 2015

Gnome Sprinkles

n. urban dictionary words and definitions that contain superior language that reveals a truth or piece of wisdom.

Wow! That word/definition is covered in Gnome Sprinkles.

by randomglowstick November 23, 2015

gnome orgies

While playing Bingo, it is the state of having all of the "G" numbers on your card crossed off.

Now that they called "G-54" I have gnome orgies on this card.

by biblioforhire May 12, 2016

gnome head

a smart ass, bitchy, annoying, bald head principal.

"man, there goes gnome head"

by Jaii235 February 27, 2017

gnome

A gnome is what most people call keemstar very big channel over 1 mil subscribers. He is also a rat I love keem.

-u know that neggah keeemstar?
-the gnome?
-yeah neggah

by MyJeffIsGood March 21, 2017

Gnome bronze

A small gnome who lives in the city of florence colorado. he yells alot and has anger issues. he is a faggot. His heart is going to pop someday due to his mnt dew addiction. HE is gay. he broke his cpu screen due to his overwatch rage. When he dies we will put on his gravestone"here lies a bronze" he thinks he is gud at overwatch but he is a true bronze

Gnome bronze? HA he has an mnt dew addiction

by sebastianXD March 22, 2017