Meeting a woman at JR's Tavern that wants to you home with you. She is led to Rose Valley lake instead of a residence. Once at the lake, the back seat of her car is folded down and the two of you proceed to make love. Halfway through it is realized that she is a squirter. She is made to squirt like a fountain until there are puddles on her floor board. You then take off so quickly that she cannot follow you to figure out where you live.
Man, I met a woman at JR's the other night with triple G's, she wanted to go home, so I gave her the Rose Valley Fountain instead.
by RodJammerJR May 22, 2023
Get the Rose Valley Fountainmug. Where a guy jizzes in a girl's ear and rams his dick down her throat causing her eardrums to rupture
by Some 11 yo June 4, 2024
Get the Ear fountainmug. When you put chocolate in a girls pussy and wait for it to melt until you can drink it out of her vagina.
by Muleyfreak December 18, 2018
Get the Fondue fountainmug. by ONCTrain December 5, 2023
Get the Sticking your dick in the fountainmug. by Porkonashtick January 1, 2024
Get the fountain boymug. Someone who violently diarrhoeas and vomits at the same time, generally to the amusement and/or disgust of a nearby audience.
John had eaten bad food the night before the party so he had diarrhoea to start with. Then he drank too much at the party and started throwing up while taking a shit in the garden.
There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.
And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.
There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.
And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.
by TheInternetIsNotAlwaysReliable December 9, 2013
Get the human fountainmug. A bowl movement (typically indicating gastrointestinal distress) as a result of eating at NC State University's Fountain Dining Hall
by Wolfpack0811 August 14, 2018
Get the Fountain Mountainmug.