busted football

When the inner lips of a pussy are larger than the outer lips. See Meat Curtains.
Her pussy looked like a busted football.
by john hardyu February 03, 2018
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football lessons

Code for when you accidentally ejaculate in a woman a need to venmo her money for plan B
Will McGuire just Venmo’d Katie Pendleton for “football lessons” what a dirty dog.
by Caduceus April 18, 2023
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Dwarf football

The act of lubing up your favorite dwarf with mayonnaise and then getting 20 other beefy guys to cover themselves with tarter sauce and playing a game of 11 on 11 football using the midget as the ball. Best played nude in the snow because it allows the dwarf to become more stiff. When a team scores a touch down they must give the midget the old anal falcon punch. If the dwarf flies through the goal post during this act then you receive an extra point. The anal falcon punch method must be used during field goals, extra points, punts,and kick offs
Me and my friends where playing dwarf football last night. My erection was so hard that i accidentally splooged all over the midget during a fumble. The best part is showering of with all the beef cakes after the game
by Doge2324 January 28, 2014
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Football Twitter

A subsection of twitter where people tweet only about football/soccer. Well... sort of. Whenever people disagree with each other, they "dox" each other, but the "dox" is just calling them some sort of Indian name and the leaked location is always "the slums of insert Indian/Bangladeshi city here, e.g. Mumbai, Chittagong, Jaipur." Everyone spreads positive propaganda about their favorite players and hide any reply that criticizes them. They have the funniest roasts. It isn't bad, but Youngboy twitter is better.
Football Twitter account 1: *propaganda about Ronaldo*
Football Twitter account 2: Shut up Rajeev you live in the slums of Kolkata so why are you talking
by PayolaLover69 October 08, 2022
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Lynnfield Football

Lynnfield was great at football last year, probably because all of he senior boys were strongly built. As of 2018, is it safe to say the team sucks. Worst record at LHS, and to top it all off, the team is full ass holes. The seniors are scrawny and egotistical. Not one good senior on the team. Every player on this team is level headed, cocky, and rude. They walk around the school acting like they own the place, yet they would get their asses kicked by any girl’s powder puff team.
The Lynnfield football team is the worst team in Massachusetts.
by probablythat November 18, 2018
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Bruin Football

Where the toughest become tough, losers become losers. If you walk on the feild your dead and also the only place to be in is FIRST!! Freakkkkk
It’s cause ima Bruin football player dude
This school only cares about Bruin football
by FreakingWin4Peat March 14, 2019
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slippery football

A move used by homosexuals where they cover a nerf football with lube and attempt to throw it into a stretch butthole. Alternatively, one could squeeze the nerf football so it expands in said butthole.
It took six hours last night, but mike and I finally pulled off the slippery football
by FlatDarkGirth April 01, 2022
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