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flat rat

A condition when hamsters are VERY happy and relaxed with their human friend.

First, they have to trust their human as a personal presence. Then, they have to trust that their human friend isn't going to suddenly become aggressive toward them.
then all you have to do is to pet them on your hand until they become flat.
bro you're hamster is a flat rat
they must be very happy and relaxed!
by YukioKoito January 1, 2022
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a flat emo

"hey what do you call a flat emo?"
"a cutting board"
by fvrgbthnrgfbdxbd June 4, 2022
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I'm Flat

I don't have a long (bullish) position in an investment, nor do I have a short (bearish) investment in that investment. I have no position, I'm flat.
"I came in to today long Euros and short Google, now I'm flat on both".
by hrtshpdbox February 5, 2022
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Flat earther

The peak of the Dunning Kruger effect in action and when logic reaches a state of nonexistence you get a flat earther.

Another way to classify them is much like quantum physics where we have quantum superposition where something can be 2 opposite things at one time in which case they are both smart and stupid but only smart at being stupid.

You see what I did there I killed them with the very thing they despise SCIENCE !!!!!
Me- you know one of the most respected and crucial equations in science is E=Mc2.
Flat earther- No it's P3=N15
Me- Hmmm nope that's what you lack sir that is still living in his mom's basement.
Flat earther- OH SHIT !!! you must be paid by Nasa.
by pwarrow88 November 22, 2021
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Flat Egg

A member of the Thoha tribe, and a superior being of the bird-like Chozo race. Often mistaken by his nickname "Quiet Robe".
"I thought you were called Quiet Robe?"

"Nah fam, my name Flat Egg"
by Iron Egg November 23, 2021
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flat backer

I like girls with some junk in their trunk, not flat backers.
by Vinazza March 9, 2008
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Man Flats

Slip on shoes for men (not loafers, moccasins, or lace-less converse), generally patterned, lace-less, and are canvas or cotton topped. Man flats are commonly worn by scenesters and emos, and are a common accessory to skinny-pants. Although called man flats, man flats are also commonly found on the feet of girls and should still be referred to as man flats.
Eww, those man flats are so horrid!
by Quincy Dutch May 15, 2008
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