My best friend! :D
You: "I have an amazing friend"
Them: "who is it?"
You: "Cowardly clown! (aka flake)
Them: Cool!
You: Cowardly clown (flake) is a great friend that ive had for 4 years!
Them: "who is it?"
You: "Cowardly clown! (aka flake)
Them: Cool!
You: Cowardly clown (flake) is a great friend that ive had for 4 years!
by Ily jenna. -komadea February 12, 2023
Get the Cowardly clown (flake) mug.After encouraging your partner to over-consume alcoholic beverages and they pass out on the couch, you spew your load all over their face and head to bed. If you prepared your partner adequately, they will remain motionless till morning, allowing your spooge art to dry completely. When you roll out of bed, you sneak up on your still groggy partner and scream “you were GREEAAAT!” In their ear. You should remain alert the following day as revenge moves like an Angry Pirate are often exercised by your disgruntled partner.
by Pescitor November 10, 2018
Get the Frosted Flake mug.When a person is tailing you very close while you are in your car and you get rustled. However you are such a BAMF that you slow right the fuck down and try to get the guy/girl to pass you (hopefully in the oncoming lane). Then when you see them turn to try and pass you, you hit the gas and drive faster than the person. If they tried to pass you in an oncoming lane, you slow the fuck down so they can't get back into lane, forcing them to come to a complete stop.
(Inspired by Shake n' Bake from Ricky Bobby)
(Inspired by Shake n' Bake from Ricky Bobby)
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Get the Penis Flakes mug.Steve: I just bought bought some weed.
Johnny: Don't flake again tonight.
Steve: Why?
Johnny: My mom is going to be home.
Steve: Ok I wont over do it.
Johnny: Don't flake again tonight.
Steve: Why?
Johnny: My mom is going to be home.
Steve: Ok I wont over do it.
by Pimp Gang June 2, 2019
Get the don't flake mug.When you scratch the shit out of your skin so hard it looks like like you are attempting to make your arm a make shift lottery crossword puzzle and you leave flakes of skin over any given object.
by New Meta Strats September 12, 2015
Get the Sage Flakes mug.Tori Amos revealed (& wrote a song about it ), meaning the mutilation of women's young girls really genitals so they are unable to have orgasms done at the hands of blood family loved ones at close friends . Referring to the betrayal of your supposed friends. And some people ( myself) use that now I'm describing back stabbing two faced harm causing frenemies that were female
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