by Pedro correa January 13, 2018

And then there was a story about David Beckham's latest tatoo. Who cares? It's just a load of flake news.
by Danlod June 14, 2017

A visually attractive person who is both uninteresting AND unreliable, specifically in the context of dating/hook-up apps.
Friend 1: "So I was chatting with this really cute person online, but they seemed a little dull and distracted, and then they ghosted me."
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"
by easy_eh May 13, 2023

Ay Yo, I just picked up the Frosted Flakes. I paid an extra $60 for this ounce.
They're Grrrrreeeaaaaaaaaaaat!
They're Grrrrreeeaaaaaaaaaaat!
by DazenGuile December 30, 2020

by Phleb82 May 10, 2016

Human 1: hey! wat you eating?
Human 2: Frosted flakes
Human 1: NO! Don't you'll get so BIG you can get popped like a balloon.
Human 2: Frosted flakes
Human 1: NO! Don't you'll get so BIG you can get popped like a balloon.
by picklejuice :) November 24, 2020
