Fire Mission Cock Block

Any form of delay or douche-baggery resulting in either a check fire or end of mission. Usually employed by helicopters flying around knowing the gun target line and blatantly disregaurding it in order to try and steal a kill from artillery. This is done because frankly helocopters just aren't sneaky enough to get their own kills, and staff officers swing from air support nuts.

Fister 1: Shot tgt#1234, check fire we have helos on the gun target line.
...an hour later.
Fister 1: Cancel check fire, end of mission this shit took way too long and helos scared them away.
Fister 2: Dude we just got fire mission cock blocked!

by Jebus Chris August 3, 2009

Fire Nation

A proud and glorious nation in the Avatar: The Last Airbender series. The Fire Nation only tries to help other nations of the Avatar world move into the future but Water Tribesmen along with their mentally retarded minds cannot understand the benefits of Fire Nation hegemony which is why water tribesmen need to be killed off.

The Fire Nation is always constantly under attacked by idiotic Water benders, internal communists like Iroh and Ursa, Maoist "Freedom Fighters", and avatars like Aang who could care less about "the balance" and only wish to spoon feed their Marxist agendas to people in the avatar world.

If you don't like Fire Lord Ozai and you are against the Fire Nation, you are a communist pinko.

by The Harmeister April 9, 2008

Fire Dome

A girl who gives dome so well, that when she is finished you have to cool you schlong off with ice.

Her fire dome is so good, she singed my pubic hairs.

by Justin Dodge October 26, 2006

fire pubes

a pretty lame word to insult a ginger.

guy:fire pubes, fire pubes!!!

red-head:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

by i own da lok nes May 30, 2006

Fire Blanket Statement

A statement that is allegedly so self-evidently true that it cannot be argued against, thus extinguishing any debate on the subject under discussion. It is often employed by those that don't understand the issues and don't wish to reveal that ignorance.

"I don't like all this new building in rural areas." "Well, you can't stop progress!" "That's a typical fire blanket statement, just what do you mean by progress?"

"I am against making ID Cards compulsory" "I don't see the problem, if you've nothing to hide, whats the harm?" "Stop using a fire blanket statement, its not about hiding anything, just personal privacy!"

by Casey1954 February 19, 2009

Fire Hydrant

A high-waisted midget with red pants and a big ass.

New York's hottest club is "Twice". Don't be thrown off when you get greeted at the door by a rabbi that looks like Joquain Phoenix. Club owner Robert Blake has thought of everything. Carnival parkers, groups of guys with afros and graduation caps and fire hydrants.

by JuiceSpringsteen13 April 25, 2010

fire at Will

To "fire at Will" is the act of giving in to the urge to shoot at a person named Will. This "Anti-Williamism" has been around for centuries. Some philosophers say we are born with the instict to open fire at people named Will. Some philosophers are also on crack. As am I.

I think I hear the police outside my house. Maybe it's because I fire at Will at least once every day. Now where's that crack...

by RowanH September 21, 2005