Steak finger blasted

An awkward attempt at third base when he still had gravy from Dairy Queen on his fingers.

Fucking Gary gave me a yeast infection after he steak finger blasted me!

Steak finger blasted by Sinetoar February 26, 2022

Seal Finger 

The act of surprising your sexual partner with a finger up the bum causing them to let out a guttural yell resembling that of an angry seal.

I took Stacy to Sea World, I got so horny I had to give her the seal finger right there in the Wild Arctic exhibit.

Seal Finger by Jizzy Pearl January 29, 2023

Salad-Finger 

1. The act of fucking a fence.
2. When somebody licks you until you have an orgasm

Person 1: Damn, I saw Stacie salad-finger yesterday!
Person 2: That's hott!!
_____________________________
Person 1: Come over right now and salad-finger me baby!
Person 2: only if you salad-finger me first!
Person 1: I CANT WAIT!!!!

Salad-Finger by Awesomeee February 28, 2008

Stink Finger 

A lot less simple than it sounds. This maneuver requires the insertion of one or more fingers into a vagina for a variety of reasons.

a: To prepare for love making.
b: To check for disease and smell.
c: Manual stimulation.

Once insertion is achieved you discreetly hold the perpetrating fingers under the nose and sniff them for danger. If all is well it doesn't smell.

I gave Paula the stink finger on our date and it smelled like hot tomato soup.

Stink Finger by Dr. Feel April 28, 2009

shitty finger 

When someone fingers your asshole and its brown from poop.

ew.i fingered her asshole and got shitty fingers,

shitty finger by amanda357454 January 12, 2009

stinky finger 

the result of going to bed with an itchy butt

John: Dude, Chris.. why does Paul smell so bad?

Chris: You know how he do... Go bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.

stinky finger by occ_dude October 30, 2007

swedish finger trap 

see docking

John and I played a game of swedish finger traps last night.

swedish finger trap by uncle nasty fingers July 13, 2009