almost-fight

(noun)
A fight between two groups or gangs that is broken up by members of authority just before it starts or if one side pussies out. Originally coined by George Liaw.

"This is how lame our school is, we only have almost-fights." (George Liaw, January 27, 2006)

by George Liaw January 27, 2006

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wiener fight

A wiener fight is just a fight until death using nothing but a hot dog, or your own erect pork sword.

Usually wiener fight occurs when when someone sharts on someone, the only way to settle it is with a wiener fight.

Back in the 1800s wiener fighting was very popular in the Kingdom ruled by a queen named Laqueefa.

Saphfire just sharted on me! This calls for a WIENER FIGHT!

"Dude last night's wiener fight was intense"

by Queefie August 15, 2009

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secret fight

when two friends are both angry at each other, but neither one acknowledges it. therefore, they are fighting, but not really. popular among teenage girls.

haley:"i think meg and i are having a secret fight. she was totally flirting with my boyfriend at jake's party last night."

marie: "yeah, she said she was mad that you were dating him. you guys didn't talk about it? you must be having a secret fight..."

by leah August 24, 2007

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z-fighting

When the textures of two parallel planes are competing to be rendered in the same space. Can occur either because they were placed atop one another, or because the camera is distant enough that the two planes are essentially atop one another.

eww... when that sliding door opened, it started z-fighting with the wall.

by Neon June 17, 2003

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