X-Factor

Means, acting like a noob.

Dangit vanquish, stop being such an X-Factor.

by ur friend August 29, 2006

Pucker Factor

When an EMT or Paramedic arrives on scene of a call and the first impression of the patient is called the Pucker Factor. The Pucker can be visual as well as nasal. A person who has taken a dump in their pants can lead to a pucker factor, not only of the butt hole but of the nasal passages as well, depending upon whether the EMT or Paramedic is a green rookie or a seasoned veteran. The higher the pucker factor of the EMS providers on scene, the more urgent the need for rapid and immediate transport to a hospital. A partial amputation would have a pucker factor of a 5 or 6 whereas a complete amputation would have a pucker factor of a 7 or an 8.

EMT1: What was that call last night, I heard it go out but I was out of town?
EMT2: It was a victim of pretty serious fall at the construction site over on Third Street.
EMT1: Damn, how bad was it?
EMT2: The way he landed, he was all twisted up like a pretzel. It gave me a pucker factor of six right away.
EMT1: No shit, so what did you guys do?
EMT2: I called dispatch to get fly the bird right away.
EMT1: Wow, no shit. I wish I had been there.

by Jay Dog February 2, 2010

cheese factor

a really gay something... concept, show, whatever. it is the level of cheeseyness therein.

The cheese factor of the Power Rangers is high, so dont watch that shit, B.

by linds May 9, 2004

Retardation factor

A factor level of how retarded someone is; for example, Tina Parsons

Your retardation factor is over 9000.

by Tina Parsons February 25, 2017

contingent factor

A fact that a bunch of other stuff hinges upon. If true, it makes lots of causally related stuff likely true and if not true, then related stuff is likely false. For example, the fact that the climate is getting warmer is a contingent factor for global warming, or the fact that the world is actually getting better, and is better than it ever has been (see Stephen Pinker, "The Better Angels of our Nature"), even though it feels day to day like a stinking pile of diseased flabby fat rolls, is a continent factor that global trade is not evil.

Being caught red handed creeping with the girl next door is a contingent factor that you cheated; it was you.

by dahlek May 23, 2017

Pussy factor

When situations and personalities change in the presence of one or more females.

Her pussy factor messed up the climate in their man cave.

by Fixitrob July 13, 2018

Glaze Factor

The amount of times a person is thought of as a fantasy subject by men masterbating per week.
GLAZE FACTOR = the number of men getting off X the amount of times they masterbate to the subject per day X 7 days

That is a very pretty polce officer, with the amount men she works with and the amount of men she sees in public weekly I bet that her glaze factor is well over 100

by anonymous December 3, 2021