You got me fucked up

defenition:

"You got me fucked up" is said by a man or women to a person that they think is so irresistible & fly they don't never want to end it.

Synonym: I'm all yours, I'm on your dick, i think about you all the time, I'm in love with your dick.. maybe even you, I want this feeling forever, I don't want anyone but you, You have my undivided attention
Omg and cuddling... plus your smart funny strong with a huge dick...I want you to all to myself..... you got me fucked up over you
by NastyNubian January 08, 2017
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1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.
1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."
by jcodya December 22, 2009
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A vintage meme, commonly used moments before something bad happens.
Idiot: I'm going to jump off this cliff!
You: No don't do it!
Idiot: *Jumps*
Random Voice: it was at this moment he knew, he fucked up.
by FrostStar November 20, 2019
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you use it when you want a nigga to shut the fuck up and eat a brownie
Nigga: a-
Person: nigga shut the fuck up and eat a brownie
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Hey Dinger, shut the fuck up you piece of shit
by Mlglmaolmao March 16, 2016
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he would fuck up a wet dream

A person so incompetent he couldn't even adequately perform a natural function.
Don't trust George with that job. He would fuck up a wet dream.
by barber of seville May 10, 2019
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That Dog that your Neighbor has that just wont Shut the fuck up.
(Dog barking)
Victim 1: LET ME SLEEP YOU FUCKING BITCH,

Victim 2: what?
Victim 1: MY NEIGHBOR HAS A DOG THAT JUST WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP
by MateoDoge April 26, 2020
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