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Water fountain

A water producing machine that is usually used for drinking.
by ?Somone? November 15, 2022
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Swiss Fountain

When one lies on his back with an erection, and urinates upon himself.
"Did you see those Chinese kids with sparklers in the parking lot?"

"Yes! It sounded like a Swiss Fountain!"

"A Swiss Fountain, indeed."
by RectumFly July 5, 2014
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Chocolate Fountain

When a snow bunny is given a facial by multiple black dudes
Did you hear about Lindas facial ? It was more like a chocolate fountain with all those black guys
by Jizzues Christ December 25, 2017
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West Philly Water Fountain

pouring water into a stripper/hookers asshole, from which they proceed to fart or shart, spewing the water out ready for drinking.
by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024
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Fountain Fairy

Home challenged individual pulling coins out of a fountain.
Throw a penny in the fountain for the fountain fairy to grant your wish
by Jesse Flies May 14, 2023
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Golden fountain

When a man pisses in a girls mouth and dips his balls inside of it, hence the fountain
by Mycousinkindathicc January 17, 2020
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A Maderno Fountain.

Noun: An act in which a man or a woman kneels down and then tilts their head to have their open mouth toward the ceiling. Another person then straddles the kneeling person(the fountain)'s face, so that their anus is atop the fountain's forehead and their genitals facing towards the fountain's mouth.

The person is then to begin urination into the fountain's mouth, at which point the fountain begins the gargle the urine. The person is then to push a small amount of fecal matter from their anus onto the fountain's forehead and then draw a cross shape on the fountains forehead, reminiscent of drawing a cross on someone's forehead on Ash Tuesday, hence the name 'A Maderno Fountain', as the Maderno Fountain is a fountain in Saint Peter's square.
"Mate he's a proper creepy cunt, he probably gets off to people making him into A Maderno Fountain."
by Grumblebumble November 24, 2021
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