Coffee Cup

"What's that? It says coffee? Thats pretty presumptuous of that cup to think it's only ever gonna have coffee in there." -Tobuscus
"Pfft. Silly coffee cup." -Me
by Fambuscus October 19, 2011
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Sexy Coffee

Coffee that is sexed up with alcohol, usually consumed early in the morning after a night of drinking.
Let's meet at the bar for some Sexy Coffee.
by coconutsunshine August 15, 2009
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cowboy coffee

4 oz fresh coffee
4 oz Tennessee whiskey
Garrett: "How 'bouta cuppa cowboy coffee!?"

Will: "Daaaaaang."
by Double Dang March 02, 2010
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ice coffee

Coffee brewed hot then cooled down and put in a cup with ice. Optionally, tons of cream and sugar are added.
This Dunkin Donuts ice coffee is sex in a cup
by StoneTear October 23, 2004
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Love Coffee

Coffee made by Bradley Murphy, with love.
I'm going to get myself a steaming hot cup of Bradley's Love Coffee.
by matgorzata June 14, 2019
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coffee rot

That feeling you get from drinking coffee that usually ends in extreme pooping
I went to Starbucks this morning and caught a mean case of coffee rot, I've pooped 7 times in the last hour
by Mr Shmee August 08, 2013
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Church Coffee

Horrible coffee made exclusively by churches. It is always way too weak and tastes odd. They just can't get it right!
guy 1: Hey, how's the coffee?
guy 2: Horrible, it tastes like Church Coffee.
guy 1: Gross. Lets get a Monster instead.
by palindrome216 July 06, 2011
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