Fascion

A political theory advocating an authoritarian, hierchical government (as opposed to democracy or liberalism) according to the prevailing style or custom, as in dress or behavior, within a given culture.

There is no more noble calling, than to devote one's life to the dictates of Fascion.

by Nyx9 September 24, 2005

Old Fashioned Bastard

One who engages in rigorous, rowdy anal sex with a female after a night of buying her drinks.

"I went out with Matt last night, and he said he was an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that means, but I know when you wake up the next morning, your ass really hurts."

by u8wood March 22, 2005

Fashionista.2

This is the best club on a site called stardoll, with nearly 3000 members+ it is the second version of the loved club fashionista. Fashionista was deleted on the 27/08/2010 ,upsetting many members but we found ourselves in fashionista.2 even though the club split. Fa.2 is growing by the day and soon we will reclaim the top spot again! We have had good and bad moments but I hope we will remain friends in our time on stardoll, I have much love for the club and we are all awesomee ~Missalecia.x

Person1: Gosh I hate arguements in clubs, oh and club rivalry
Person2: Um well join fashionista.2 DURR It's the best club on stardoll with an awesome owner, awesome managers and awesome members ;)

by Missalecia.x September 26, 2010

Fashionism

An almost militant, but ultimately false, commitment to an issue that is prominent in the modern world. Fashionsist care deeply for as long as a whole week about an issue considered fashionable.
Fashionism is characterised by a devoted and often misinformed obsession with an issue that has either featured in the tabloid news or has caught the attention of a fellow fashionist.
Famous fashionists include Bonno of U2, Angelina Jolie and Madonna.

See also: Fashionist.

Alex: Have you seen Mark Kitchen's obsession with Global Warming recently?
RJ: For real? Shit, I didn't know he bought into fashionism too!

RJ: Man, Elaine sure does complain about Women's Rights.
Alex: Yeah, it's just fashionism, it has no lasting importance, it'll blow over.

by T3H F4SH1ON1S7S March 31, 2009

fashious

Adj.

To be so annoying to the point of being unbearable.

Annoying Guy: Did you watch Teletubies yesterday?
Ryan: Fucking no.
Annoying Guy: Geez you missed a helluva show! Oops! shouldn't say hell, erm, heck. Anyway, they were dancing and playing and-
Ryan: Lord, please shut this fashious guy up.
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Ryan: Thank you. The funeral will be in a week. I'll take care of the invitations for you.
God: AIGHT.

by Ryan Jackson January 10, 2006

The Old Fashioned Texas Corkscrew

To kneel over an enemy and t-bag vigorously while spinning in circles.

Alex: Dude when I was playing CoD:BO I drop-shoted that camper and ran over to his body and gave him the old fashioned texas corkscrew.

by temeasesino October 27, 2011

plain old fashioned bullshit

Lying, cheating, stealing, bluffing, etc, in an obvious yet difficult to defeat manner. Usually everyone is aware of this type of bullshit when it occurs, but cannot stop it due to the fact that people using it usually are in a position of power, ie managers, marketing reps, etc.

This is opposed to the new type of bullshit which is much more common these days, in which one tries to be as low key and stealthy as possible.

John, your reason for hiring your brother was some plain old fashioned bullshit and you know it.

by CloutierFan02 January 5, 2005