Saturday night pork pie express

When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.

"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"

by Ernieb182 August 17, 2019

Tampax Express

The exclusively female equivalent of a human centipede, where instead of being linked via genital penetration, but where the hand of the partner behind said female links to them by holding onto the tampon string of the female in front of them

Let your imagination run wild it’s a Tampax Express

by Siriusly?#harrypotterlover:) September 2, 2019

Siamese Express

It's when 6 or more guys put their pee-pees in eachothers b-holes, until the last guy does it.

Come on brothers, I'm gonna teach you a new wrestling move called the Siamese Express.

by cgenson190273 May 28, 2018

Catalina Express

The Catalina Express Is a large yacht that stores around a hundred seats and it sells to the Catalina Island dock inside you can purchase commissary on your trip if you do not like sitting inside there's chairs outside of the lower deck as well as the top dick it's just a hour ride injoy lovercove

Let's all take a trip to the island of Catalina well were gunna have to use the catalina Express

by Kiso_1190738 May 14, 2020

tennis shoe express

Walking. Especially when you have no car or your car is not working or your ride left you.

Car's bork, friends on FB-silence, Uber hatin' . Guess I'm taking the tennis shoe express.

by dp0303 October 7, 2017

open expression

when someone explicitly expresses their desire for sexual relations.

Linda: “I don’t know what else I can do! I’ve already used open expression and he STILL can’t take the hint!”

by purplepandas October 14, 2017

copenhagen express

When you spit your dip inside a girls vagina and she enjoys the tingling burning sensation inside.

Last night I have her the copenhagen express.

by ThatOneGuy201552 October 27, 2017