Educational PTSD

Occurs when it's Sunday and you think you have School tomorrow even though it's the middle of Summer.

Person 1: OH NO! WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW! WTF!
Person 2: It's literally June 4th. You're having Educational PTSD.

by ScienceRules3298 June 4, 2023

Evolutionarily Challenged

1. When a person’s facial features resemble a neanderthal
2. When a person’s behaviour or thought process resembles a monkey/primate

Why does bro look like a monkey
He must be evolutionarily challenged

by ShaanCC July 16, 2023

educational local

A friend you know that goes to a nearby high school, college, or university

"yoo that's my friend over there! he's an educational local" "greetings my educational local, how u been?"

by gyattamasaurus rex September 1, 2023

Evolutionary biologist

Your social Darwinist who believes people are clockwork automatons.

Hym "No I've never seen a evolutionary biologist who isn't completely full. Alexander Grace. They're just modern social Darwinists. Kill the all."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024

evolutionary omnism

Evolutionary Omnism (Evo-Omnism) is a philosophical framework that integrates diverse belief systems, including science, language, mathematics, music, and all subjects, emphasizing the evolution of ideas and belief systems over time. It values personal growth, self-improvement, adaptability, and the understanding of multiple perspectives, advocating for a multi-faceted and context-dependent view of truth. Community and collective learning are fundamental to its practice, promoting respect and collaboration among individuals from various backgrounds.

Embracing Evolutionary Omnism allows individuals to appreciate the interconnectedness of all knowledge, fostering a deeper understanding of diverse perspectives and promoting continuous personal growth.

by Fred D. Ray August 17, 2024

educational sounds

when the voice actor of a chihuahua with anger issues records himself moaning and it traumatizes an entire fandom

I listened to educational sounds. I am mentally scarred,but also horny.

by straycathasdiabetes October 28, 2023

Eviction Man

Another word for landlord. A funny word to describe landlords as they sometimes have to evict people.

A poor person in a Dhar Mann video…

Landlord: (Knocks on the door.)

The poor man: (Opens the door) What is it eviction man!? I don’t have the money yet.

Landlord: Eviction man? LOL, here’s the eviction letter. You must move out by tomorrow night, or I’m calling the cops. Please get your stuff packed.

The poor man: I’m fucked.

by AntiCircumcisionMan December 14, 2023