Even

He be a nice guy. He could also be considered as a sacred bush!
Oh my god there’s the holy Even
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A common boy name in Europe. Even has a big heart and is very kind. Most of the time Even’s soulmate starts on the letters F or A.
Hi Even!
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Even

nordic name used by idiots
Big waste of sperm
no pussy
no game
nerd
will probably die alone
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Even is a name for Norwegian boys who is so handsome that all girls wants him. He has perfect body and smells like a king. All girls wants him even old ladies. Other boys grow jealous of him once they see him.
I am a Even, why aren't you?. Look at That Even he is so cool and sexy.
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A cool and sexy, good looking man. Most of them lives in Norway.

Average length of penis: 35cm.

The name Even means cool, handsome and sexy.

Many girls will have sex with Even because he's so sexy.

Everyone loves Even because he's the coolest person that exists.

He is much cooler than other people, he is good in everything.

It was he who killed Hitler and Osama Bin Laden.
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Even
a person who is extremely kind, considerate, caring, loving, and overall just freaking attractive. Not only will they love you unconditionally but they will also bring extreme joy to your life. They will also be an amazing friend to anyone that they meet. They are amazing significant others. If you are lucky enough to have a Malin for your girlfriend, don't let her go. They are also great bakers. They will make you a million cupcakes just because they want to make you feel special.
"Oh my god Janet! Did you see that girl's dress? Like I can't even!"
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A common Norwegian male name and one of the most frequented pun-names.

It is also overused by white girls that somehow stop living when they no longer can do Even.

With great power comes great responsibility as an Even can end the lives of white girls by simply denying them the chance to do Even.
This Starbucks coffee is so great I can't Even right now! or Even, you're such a great friend, but you're also a cunt.
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