Noah Evans

Your humble and average Orange juicer and sloppy giuseppe enjoyer. He loves to take part in goats cheese festivals at the weekend on mondays as well as mastering his great toe nail clipping hobby. Noah Evans is also someone that aspires and strives to be like Jojo giovanni while also trying to look like Johnny Test at the same time. Usually Noah will write Shakespearean sonnets that connote the "quatrilateral" and "quinti kentay" on Thursdays and will also eat Max's rag and bone crates while swimming in the wispy sands of the shorey golds!
"Oi Tom! look at the raggy head over there he looks like a Noah Evans" - Ben "No Ben! He looks like a SHAMINANAAA!!!" - Shouted Tom
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Evan dexter

a person who says every name with r
evan dexter says ellr jillianr rhonr
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Evan Healy

The richest man on earth as they are rich enough to afford 2 nintendo switches however this great wealth with a price as they have spent most of his money on the fortnite chapter one season 5 battle pass

Evan Healy although has never made contact with a woman has gone on record saying he downloaded a dating sim called doki doki literature club

Evan Healy is a 6"6 giga Chad who will steal your wife before leaving her because he needs to play don't starve together on his own for the next 6 hours

Evan healys are also notoriously known for eating dinner whenever it's least convenient

If you meet all of the criteria listed then you too are an Evan Healy
Wow you're so cool you must be an Evan Healy?
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Evan Boss

Name of a white person, very small microscopic cock, that makes shitty memes for fun but no one likes they laugh because they're scared that hell shoot up the school if they don't and also has a very small cock
Damn that guy looks like hell shoot up the school and make shitty memes

must be an Evan Boss
by DarkWolf741 January 19, 2018
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evan pearce

The Electronic Musician in Ghost Town! One of the coolest, most down to earth guys. He has serious talent and never fails to impress!
Wow! Evan Pearce is so dope! You gotta check him out with Ghost Town
by ForeverAGhost November 04, 2013
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evan mcnutt

Actually a piece of shit, is so rude and can't get hints for shit. Also sends major mixed signals to anyone close to him. While Evan may attract lots of girls, he is unaware and will not notice untill told to his face
Oh, he must be that Evan Mcnutt kid, see all those girls following him?
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evan figueroa

King Godshit. Son of God George from the Figueroa Clan. Sibling of Holy Spirit Brad from the same clan. Everything he touches turns to Godshit. Can do no wrong. Insane at everything.
Did you see Evan Figueroa just now?! That guy has some major godshit!!
by ZachariahSaliva September 17, 2020
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